The Night of the Living Dead Golf Quiz

1. Arnold Palmer celebrated his 80th birthday by:

1. getting richer.
2. inventing golf again for those youngsters who missed it the first time.
3. getting Jack Nicklaus to hit ceremonial tee shots with him at the Masters.

2. The name of the Scottish deerhound that won the hound group at the Westminster Dog Show was:

1. Laurie Auchterlonie.
2. Willie Auchterlonie.
3. Tiger Woods.

3. Boo Weekley’s most interesting tweet was:

1. g“I ain’t got no Listerine.”
2. “I ain’t got no Scope.”
3. “If you got bad breath, you lick your skin, lick it off.”

4. Greg Norman and Chris Evert separated:

1. 15 months after they married.
2. 15 days after they married.
3. 15 minutes after they married.

5. The LPGA players in 2009 called for commissioner Carolyn Bivens to:

1. resign.
2. hang by her thumbs.
3. take up golf someday.

6. Before finally getting a haircut, Rory McIlroy referred to his hair as:

1. “the tallest rough in Northern Ireland.”
2. “one of Madonna’s wigs.”
3. “a big ball of hair.”

7. The person who arranged the photo shoot of the three LPGA Tour players posing in the buff for ESPN The Magazine was:

1. Flo Ziegfeld.
2. Gypsy Rose Lee.
3. David Letterman.

8. Tiger Woods missed the cut in the British Open because:

1. he didn't wear a lime-green shirt.
2. he wasn't 59 years old.
3. he didn't need it to win the FedEx Cup.
4. all of the above.

9. Which of these three people said, “All I noticed about Phil is that he was wearing a white belt with black shoes.”:

1. Anna Wintour.
2. Marty Hackel.
3. Scott McCarron.

10. Colin Montgomerie was named Europe’s 2010 Ryder Cup captain because::

1. he can imitate a drama queen.
2. he can hold his own in a boxing ring with Sandy Lyle.
3. nobody has a greater reverence for the Rules of Golf.

11. Malcolm James, the man who’s building the richest golf resort in the world in Scotland—a membership will cost $4 million a year—said of Tiger Woods:

1. “He isn’t rich enough to join.”
2. “He can come as a guest because he is known.”
3. “I would be happy to show him one of our $200 million luxury homes.”

12. The honorary membership of Paul Lawrie, the 1999 British Open winner, was canceled by the Meldrum House Golf Club in Aberdeenshire for:

1. criticizing the greens.
2. dipping into the haggis on a member's plate.
3. shearing a sheep on the veranda.

13. The golf sight you’d least liked to have seen in 2009 was:

1. John Daly’s Lap-Band stomach surgery.
2. John Daly’s 88 in the Buick.
3. John Daly selling stuff out of his merchandise trailer half a mile from Augusta National during the Masters.

14. Adam Scott has lately been linked romantically with:

1. Kate Hudson.
2. Greta Garbo.
3. Rita Hayworth.
4. one of the LPGA chicks who posed in the buff.

15. Darren Clarke’s best new idea for becoming more fit is:

1. “I’m giving up cigarettes going back on the cigars.”
2. “I’ve gone from 15 caffe lattes a day to two.”
3. “I haven’t got the shakes anything, but I’ve fancied going off the drink.”

all of the above.